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1 week ago

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -George Carlin ☺

2 weeks ago

RT @funnyoneliners "Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning." -George Carlin #joke

3 weeks ago

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. -George Carlin ☺

3 weeks ago

This legendary rant is even better when read. The transcripts I could find always sucked. So I've made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shared and understood more widely. I've read it dozens of times. I still can't find a flaw in it, - Read More -

3 weeks ago

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. -George Carlin ☺

1 month ago

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? -George Carlin ☺

1 month ago

If God dropped acid, would he see people? -George Carlin ☺

1 month ago

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. -George Carlin ☺

1 month ago

RT @Evolution_Child: George Carlin: #ProLife is Anti-Woman Link #word! #Prochoice #SexEd #WomensRights

1 month ago

Then they go you got that from George Carlin I go maybe he got it from me. Then I laughed and kicked over the mike and ran out.

1 month ago

People seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me--they're cramming for their final exam. ~George Carlin #p2

1 month ago

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Jon Stewart Interviews George Carlin Link | #p2 #comedy #RT

1 month ago

This country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. ~George Carlin

1 month ago

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor

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George Carlin Biography

AKA: George Denis Patrick Carlin, 乔治·卡林, Carlin, George


George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic,satirist, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. The first of his fourteen stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. In the 1990s and 2000s, Carlin's routines focused on socio-cultural criticism of modern American society. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. In 2004, Carlin placed second on the Comedy Central list of the 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time, ahead of Lenny Bruce and behind Richard Pryor. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The

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