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2 days ago

"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

2 days ago

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

2 days ago

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." ~Henny Youngman #Quote

5 days ago

"Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife does." ~Henny Youngman #Quote

1 week ago

"I've been in love w/ the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

2 weeks ago

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

2 weeks ago

"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page two.'" ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

4 weeks ago

"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 month ago

"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 month ago

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. - Henny Youngman

1 month ago

"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 month ago

"A woman had two chickens. One got sick, so she made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well." ~Henny Youngman

1 month ago

"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 month ago

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up, they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Link #quotes

1 month ago

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery." ~Henny Youngman #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

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Henny Youngman Biography

AKA: Henry Youngman, Youngman, Henny


Henry "Henny" Youngman (originally German surname Junggman) (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner was "Take my wife—please". In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman’s comedy routine consisted of telling simple one-liner jokes, occasionally with interludes of violin playing. These gags depicted simple, cartoon-like situations, eliminating lengthy build-ups and going straight to the punch line. He was known as the King of the One Liners, a title bestowed upon him by columnist Walter Winchell. A typical stage performance by Youngman lasted only fifteen to twenty minutes, but contained dozens of jokes, delivered in rapid-fire fashion. Youngman was born to a Jewish family in Liverpool, England, and his family moved to Brooklyn, New York, when he was young. He grew up in New York City, and his career as a comedian began after he had worked for a number of years at a print shop, where he penned and published a large number of “comedy cards”—cards containing one-line gags that were sold at the shop. The comedy cards

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