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3 weeks ago

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. -Steven Wright ☺

3 weeks ago

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright Link

1 month ago

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. -Steven Wright ☺

2 months ago

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." -Steven Wright #joke

2 months ago

"I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically..." -- Steven Wright

3 months ago

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying. - Steven Wright #quotes

3 months ago

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. -Steven Wright ☺

3 months ago

RT @thequotemaster: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. -Steven Wright Link $quotes

3 months ago

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. -Steven Wright ☺

3 months ago

I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window. ~Steven Wright

4 months ago

RT @thequotemaster: My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright Link #quotes

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Steven Wright Biography

AKA: Wright, Steven, Steven Alexander Wright


Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes and one-liners with contrived situations. Wright was born in Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and grew up in Burlington, Massachusetts, one of four children of Lucille “Dolly” (née Lomano) and Alexander K. Wright. He was raised Catholic. His mother was Italian American and his father was of Scottish descent. Wright's father, an electronics technician who "tested a lot of stuff for the Apollo space program," became a truck driver after that program ended. Wright spent two years obtaining an associate's degree from Middlesex Community College in Bedford, Massachusetts, before enrolling at Emerson College. He graduated from the latter in 1978 and began performing stand-up comedy in 1979 at the Boston comedy club the Comedy Connection. He cites George Carlin and Woody Allen among his influences. In 1982 Peter Lassally, executive producer of The Tonight Show, noticed Wright performing on a bill with other local comics at the comedy club Ding Ho, in

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