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2 days ago

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

5 days ago

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 week ago

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 week ago

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 week ago

"Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak." ~Woody Allen #quotes

1 week ago

RT @Ryan_Man2: Woody Allen diary entry: "Should I marry J? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name."

2 weeks ago

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

2 weeks ago

"Tradition is the illusion of permanance." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

4 weeks ago

"I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy seated next to me." ~Woody Allen #Quote

4 weeks ago

"Se habla mucho de la dignidad del trabajo, pero la auténtica dignidad está en el ocio." ~ Woody Allen

1 month ago

Lena Dunham on her favorite books: "'Without Feathers,' by Woody Allen, makes me giggle like a baby." Link

1 month ago

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

1 month ago

A newly triumphant Woody Allen is finally headed back to the New York that spawned him: Link

1 month ago

Woody Allen to shoot next pic in U.S.: Film News: Film to be lensed in San Francisco, New York Link

1 month ago

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." ~Woody Allen #Jewish #Comedy #quotes

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Woody Allen Biography

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, jazz musician, author, and playwright. Allen's films draw heavily on literature, sexuality, philosophy, psychology, Jewish identity, and the history of cinema. He is also a jazz clarinetist who performs regularly at small venues in Manhattan. Allen was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. The son of Nettie (born Cherrie; November 8, 1906 – January 27, 2002), a bookkeeper at her family's delicatessen, and Martin Konigsberg (December 25, 1900 – January 13, 2001), a jewelry engraver and waiter. His family was Jewish and his grandparents were immigrants who spoke Yiddish, Hebrew, and German; both of his parents were born and raised on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Allen has a sister, Letty, who was born in 1943, and was raised in Midwood, Brooklyn. His childhood was not particularly happy: his parents did not get along, and he had a rocky relationship with his stern, temperamental mother. Allen spoke German quite a bit during his early years. While attending Hebrew school for eight years, he went to Public School 99 (now The Isaac Asimov School for Science and

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